Life With Three Blondes

1. The Brita is the most valuable possession in the house. Respect. And if you don’t happen to go out one night, it’s only polite to fill it for your roommates.
2. Prank Wars are serious business. Don’t start one with West 57, we take no prisoners.
3. Karlee’s countdown to the weekend is never questionable. It is on the calendar, Facebook and announced every morning at breakfast.
4. As a side note this leads to the extreme consumption of Pepsi. Always ensure the Pepsi cupboard is stocked when Karlee finishes a hard day at hair school.
5. Looking forward to a phone call after supper can get you through even the worst day.
6. Don’t take Karlee to the mall, self-explanatory.
7. Bring a candle when you come to 141 West Crescent. We will appreciate it more than you can imagine because we like fire.
8. Duncan loves his tea. This regular intake of (an old lady) beverage has the potential to solve any ailment and or trouble he is having. This includes the loud and spirited fights we have every day.
9. Wine is a staple in this house.
10. Showering is just a suggestion rather than necessity. I’m still arguing this point with Karlee and Duncan… And a lot of other people.
11. Let Karlee answer your phone. This will provide entertainment, as well as a shriek and a phone thrown at your face.
12. Ring Duncan’s bell. HA.
13. Dishwashers = the devil’s tool.
14. Dying your hair should be a roommate experience. Never believe Karlee when she tells you it’s purple. And never, ever believe Duncan when he tells you it’s going to be okay, because let’s face it he’s a boy and can’t be right.
15. You will always miss your cows. You'll miss them so bad even washing a limo sounds good...
16. If you ask Duncan for help with Biology, it usually results in him doing all the work rather than answering your questions because “you annoy him when you can’t read simple instructions.”
17. Never let Hal get into your Cherry Whiskey supply.
18. Once Duncan turns on the show tunes, he never turns them off.
19. Always have a clean sweat suit ready to go. You don’t want to be empty handed when Friday comes around.
20. Life with three blondes is not as easy as it seems, however it is a solid good time.